Everything Free From Tomorrow Morning! (Until noon anyway)

Too good to be true,

No, Really, it is too god to be true


Free tuition from tomorrow!


You’d be a fool to miss out.


Between midnight tonight and noon tomorrow (GMT) we will be offering free tuition for ever, and we’ll throw in a wooden dummy, some knives, a few wall bags, a pole, an entire school and even my grandma’s ashes!

Why not, they’re only gathering dust after all!


The first few to apply tomorrow, 1st April (Now what day is that again???) will get everything!


The whole Wing Chun system, in a tin!


Simply used the 100% discount code: ‘WHAT AN UNBELIEVABLE IDIOT I AM‘ at checkout and get everything, and hey!


You won’t even ever need to train!


We’ll just send you all the skills you need through the post.


OR, in failing that, through psychic channels, by you closing your eyes as tight as you can, and thinking, FOOL…..


🙂  🙂  🙂  🙂  🙂



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